The cactus is up, for the third time. I sure hope this thing lives because if it doesn't I'm sure S will be absolutely devastated. They worked all day and into the evening to get it up and then it fell over, so they did it all again. Evidence of their creativity, their hard work, and S's butt crack are attached for proof.
While all this was happening Moxie ate nearly an entire roll of paper towels and attempted to eat the neighbors cat. The cat of the neighbor who was helping no less, but in her defense Luther started the chase. Terrible dogs. I threatened to tie them down and let the cat get 'em, just so show them what they're messing with. I might just do it some day.
Today Luther is limping, I can't figure out what happened, he was fine last night. He's milking it like a maid though, typical L-man behavior. I hope he's ok. Moxie got a bath, now she smells like a stinky raspberry instead of just a stinky stink dog. How can she smell so bad? Luther just smells like a dog. You know what she smells like? Have you ever had a cast? Have you ever stuck your finger in the cast way deep to reach an itch and then sniffed your finger? THAT is what my Mox smells like.
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